Rant 1: Life in general.

Yay for postage! And now, for my favourite words: In my opinion….

Life sucks, alright? Got it memorized?! Good. Now, it can be good, even fun, but most of the time it sucks. Mainly due to things completely out of our control, such as tornadoes, the weather, bitchy ass woman. Of course, there are good things, such as beer, video games, non bitchy woman, but those can only balance out the shitty side. Now, At this point in the rant, Its 9:41pm and I’ve been up for the better part of 48 hours by now. Of course, that’s completely my fault (and Sam’s. Silly all-nighter birthday party), but that’s beside the point. Anyway, where was I? Oh yea, life sucks. I’ve found a pattern in life: Good thing happens, good thing sticks around for a while, good thing goes bad, bad thing fucks shit up, I go and be a sulky ass. Of course, this is a generalization, but I’ld say its a damn good one. Like Dumbledore, my generalizations are normally right. Now, people either go to school, go to work, sit in a armchair slowly rotting away, or are dead. At school, you’ve got shitty ass schoolyard politics and asshole/bitchy teachers to deal with (not to mention shitty ass uniforms). At work, you’ve got workplace politics, asshole/bitchy co-workers/bosses, the constant fear of being fired (if you’re shit at your job), or the feeling that you’re killing other peoples jobs (if you’re good at you’re job). If you’re rotting away, you’re a oldie, and if you’re dead, well, you’re dead.

At least when you’re dead, people can’t harass you for shit. But they can harass you’re relatives, you’re friends, you’re pet’s children. Note to self: Try and keep debt to a small amount if possible. In today’s lovely world, debt makes the world go round. Ok, I’m too tired to look at this fucking computer screen anymore. BTW, this all took about 10ish minutes to type. Man, I can rant and rave when I want to.